So I first met Wynn at an associates dinner when my parents become
masters at Will Rice College. I was fortunate enough to get to know
when, at least as a regular acquaintance , through our random chance
meetings at various Will Rice functions.

One in particular stands out. As I am much younger than I am guessing
most anyone who writes in this is, I will point out that I was only a
little Freshman in High school when this story took place. I love
theatre, and as such I feel that a good date could very easily
involve taking my date to a good opera or play or musical. As such, I
decided to take a date of mine to the associates performance of the
RLOS production of "The Mikado." It was an absolutely delightful
show. My date not having anything to do while she waited for her
parents (who happen to be Will Rice grads) to pick her up,
accompanied me to the associates gathering after the show at my
house. We proceeded to sit down and have what could be described as
quite possibly the most awkward conversation for a young high school
couple to have.

Wynn began to discuss things of a sexual nature almost completely
unknown to a set of young freshman at a noticeably christian high
school. Fellatio. I have no idea where it came from. But my date
left that night scared out of her wits.

I must say that the best thing about Wynn... it is valued above all
else is that he had no filter on his mouth, he said exactly what he
wanted to... when he wanted to. It was great.

God bless Wynn,

Matt Sawyer
Masters Brat from 97-02
Rice University Class of 2009