Wynn helped me when I was homeless, penniless and starving, and he also rescued 50,000 orphans from a burning building

Well, I wasn't penniless, actually, I had quite a few pennies - 8,302 of them, to be precise, which I had been collecting since I was 13 and which were now going to pay for me to go back to school and live for the next year. So Wynn and Kimber and Penn, Marjie and Gary and Suzanne and Laurie and Don and Elizabeth, Eric, Jenn, Mary, Alex, Don, and all the others gave me money for school, and places to stay, and they were my family when I didn't have any of those things.

-Alexis Turner